So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
what if I'm pregnant?
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out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
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my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
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Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
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