bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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