What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
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It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
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all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.