This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
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Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
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I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.