i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
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I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
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I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.