Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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