My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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