Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
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Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
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do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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