walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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