YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
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He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
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Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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