Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
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Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
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Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
You can make out without kissing
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