office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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