it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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