how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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