so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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