If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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