No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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