U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
two words...techno handjob
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
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Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
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Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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