scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Terrible idea I love it
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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