Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
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What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
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Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
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I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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