She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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