Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
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