if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
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