is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
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and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
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Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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