His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
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He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
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is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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