so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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