I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
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He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
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I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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