wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
Randomize
