haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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