I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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