i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Randomize
