All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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