she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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