Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
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I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
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I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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