i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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