Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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