are you still at the devil's house?
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
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Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
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Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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