Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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