hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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