honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Randomize
