A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
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Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
It all started with a game of naked twister.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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