she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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