Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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