I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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