Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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