I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
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I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
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My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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