i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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