Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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