high people should be assigned attendants
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
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He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
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We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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