how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
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Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
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I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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