She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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