I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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