I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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