he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
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he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
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Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
My dad is sitting where you rode me
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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