Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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