I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
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guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
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I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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