I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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