she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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