"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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