Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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